Jessica Winters

“I was playing video games, my mom called from downstairs, on my way down, I walked past her room and someone grabbed my arm. It was my mom. She was shaking: ‘Don’t go down, I heard her, too.’”

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.

“My patient lost almost 100 pounds and this is the skin I had to remove from her belly.”

44 amazing before-and-after transformations that prove the difference that diet and exercise make.

When your date is a cop and she pulls you over right before the date.

I hate when I have so much to say, but I can’t put any of it into words.

How is this bun so messy and so perfect at the same time?!

I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

Baby birds who grow up without dads never learn to sing properly.

When you’re at a friend’s house and he tells his mom to shut up…

Stop whatever you’re doing and crawl into bed with these guys.

Remember the time you thought you never could survive? You did, and you can do it again.