Jessica Winters
44 Truths About Who You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign
TEXTING
Fits everything into one text: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius Libra
Sends multiple texts: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Gemini, Aquarius
40 ‘Overheard’ Comments That Perfectly Explain Your Amazingly Fucked-Up Life
“Everyone here is physically healthy and emotionally unstable.”
44 Large Breasted Women Who Refuse To Be Slut Shamed
There’s nothing wrong with your mood that a pair of giant boobs won’t fix.
37 Times Dan Bilzerian Proved That Rich Guys Really Are Assholes
Super-obnoxious photos from “Instagram’s Playboy King.”
44 Very Specific Feelings Only Millennial Girls Will Relate To
“I’m in a ‘We’re in a fight but he doesn’t know we’re in a fight but it’s definitely his fault we’re in a fight’ mood.”
34 Mortifying ‘Texts From Last Night’ That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Own Messed Up Life
“Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.”
35 Insanely Sexy Photos Of Asses That Will Make You Really Horny
Love makes the world go ’round, but a nice ass can stop it in its tracks.
25 Hilarious ‘Sex Tips’ For Couples Who Desperately Need Some Humor In Their Lovemaking
“The extreme sex coupled with his love of shark week will make for an ocean romp he’ll NEVER forget!”
44 Honest Little Insights That Will Make You Want To Live Your Best Life
“Stay around the people that see potential in you.”
44 Obnoxious Photos Of ‘Rich Dogs’ That Have A Better Life Than You
Hiding out from the puparazzi.
33 Hilarious E-Cards That Perfectly Explain How You Feel About Your Ex
Sorry our busy schedules haven’t given us any time to break up.
40 Photos Of Hot Girls Eating Junk That Will Make You Want Sex (And Food) Immediately
Oh joy. Milan Fashion Week has arrived to ruin our feeds with uneaten staged gelato shots.