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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/704136547684069377

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/716802094749974528

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/716343833097678848

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/713991348173471744

5.

absence makes the heart grow the fuck up.

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) March 24, 2016

6.

Don't men realize that the longer they go without talking to us the longer we have to think about all the reasons we shouldn't be with them

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) March 4, 2016

7.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/674225520943480832

8.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/656994546056757248

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/652157080715923457

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/652002558924484608

11.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/651613522330300417

12.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/648709604197666816

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/647287228864008192

14.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/646747318088245248

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Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee ☕️ the other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol 🍺🍷🍸

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) September 22, 2015

16.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/640001552376311808

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/634572973496737792

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/621200499140894720

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/605442728126738435

20.

deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) May 14, 2015

21.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/594524590350569473

22.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/593599433692045312

23.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/593284132962226176

24.

https://twitter.com/MurMarKel/status/569131382993252352

25.

ever loved someone so much, you would do anything for them? yeah, well, make that someone yourself & do whatever the hell you want

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) November 23, 2014

26.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/531580579951939585

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/524951024168353792

28.

Trying not to catch Ebola or feelings #mylife

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) October 14, 2014

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Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…GO FUCK YOURSELF

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) October 1, 2014

30.

I deserve better & you deserve worse.

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) September 22, 2014

31.

I 100% regret you.

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) September 22, 2014

32.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/507929817694494720

33.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/501962048373526528

34.

if you can't handle me at my worst then that sucks bc that's all there is to me

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) July 14, 2014

35.

row row row your boat gently the fuck away from me

— Heartbroken bitch (@MAKEUP_SEX) July 6, 2014

36.

https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/483120432472948736

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https://twitter.com/MAKEUP_SEX/status/648900523630948353