Jessica Blankenship

Wear footie pajamas to their cat’s funeral. Pass you a note on scented Hello Kitty paper during the service that says: “I killed him.”

It’s weird logic to think that our attraction to a greater variety of people means we are having sex with a greater number of partners.

You live in the age of Breaking Bad – cocaine isn’t chic right now, meth is.

When you accept something awful for long enough, you start forgetting that you should be demanding more.

Oh right, the whole “tampons will pop your cherry” myth. That was a good time in sexual repression.

Good-looking people don’t have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we’re smarter.

Pancakes would never tag you in an unflattering picture that they only uploaded because it’s a cute picture of them and not give a s*^t how bad you look.

Maybe we’re soul mates and the existence of my child will one day be relevant to you. Or maybe we’re just going to go to second base in the back of this cab and never speak again and you should stop overthinking things.

In a new interview, the President discusses how marijuana isn’t any worse than alcohol, and why legalization laws are a step towards a more fair justice system in America.

New study shows black men are at least as involved in the lives of their children as fathers of other races, and in many cases, much more involved.

The powerful response this family has gotten is proof that stereotypes exist – if society wasn’t force-fed a different idea of what young black men and gay people are like, there would be nothing shocking about these photos.

Two Christmases = twice the presents. Parents who feel guilty about us “growing up in a broken home” = even more presents.