Jessica Blankenship

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25 Thoughts You Have When You Can’t Decide What To Wear

“Are these jeans this tight because I just washed them or did I gain weight?”

These Two Old Ladies Flying For The First Time Might Be The Most Adorable Humans Ever

Someone give these two a TV show immediately.

Did Beyoncé Photoshop Her Thigh Gap In This Instagram?

The Queen of Image Control might’ve slipped up – that’s a pretty wonked out thigh.

8 Ways To Tell A Guy That You’re Pregnant (But Are Totally Open To An Abortion)

Clue him in that you’re down with flushing that clown while reminding him you’re still the sexy, cute girl he wanted to bareback bang in the first place.

Tina Fey And Amy Poehler To Star In New Movie Together (Thank God.)

Uur very best imaginary cool aunts have officially signed on to co-star in upcoming comedy “The Nest”.

Has American Apparel Finally Gone Too Far With Their New Miniskirt Ad?

It feels pretty clear that AA is just trolling us at this point – but does that make this ad any less wrong?

12 Inspiring Quotes From Female Celebs That Will Remind You How Perfect Your Body Already Is

“Girls see enough of this body that we can’t imitate, that we’ll never be able to obtain, these unrealistic expectations…it’s better to look strong and healthy.”