Jessica Blankenship

Watch guys freak out (and get really angry) when they find out the hot ass they’re checking out belongs to a dude. So funny.

There’s a reasonably good chance you will meet your untimely death during this year.

I think I speak for Foodarians when I say: More ice cream for us, quitters.

Paul Rudd is made from the essences of 300 fresh, smiling puppies shoved in the skin-shell of an adorable dude.

Amen Kaleidoscope, Wolfman Donna, Vacation Sundae

When you’re on top, put your weight on their face in an upward motion with your hands. Tell them that you will save them from gravity.

Ideas are passed over amid scrutiny of the exact words used to express them. We’re increasingly divided, and all hope for truly constructive discussion might be falling apart entirely.

This will undoubtedly become the new video that you and your friends turn on when you’re drunk-interneting at the end of the night.

Helped her find a condom that had slipped off during sex and became stuck way up inside her.

Assuming all young parents are like Teem Mom is like assuming that all 40+ women are about that Real Housewife life.

Okay, a few words of warning: This “Stay In School” PSA from Australia is graphic. It is not safe for work. It is awesome.

We hold our friends’ hair when they throw up. We bring them food and watch Netflix with them when they’re sick. We console them when they’re disappointed. We nurture.

What happens when 2-inches of snow fall in the middle of the day in a city with a tragically ineffectual public transit system?

Southern: Eating honeysuckle. Redneck: Chewing tobacco.

For almost 20 years, no one knew what a code left by a dying woman meant. The internet figured it out in 15 minutes.

Wear footie pajamas to their cat’s funeral. Pass you a note on scented Hello Kitty paper during the service that says: “I killed him.”

When you accept something awful for long enough, you start forgetting that you should be demanding more.

Good-looking people don’t have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we’re smarter.