Jessica Blankenship

“Girls see enough of this body that we can’t imitate, that we’ll never be able to obtain, these unrealistic expectations…it’s better to look strong and healthy.”

“Binge watching a show on Netflix is more important than our friendship and I’m not even sorry.”

This playlist could only be more flawless if “Murder Train” was on Spotify.

Well, this definitely takes the edge off our post-finale sadness.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to watch this 14 more times (or however many it takes until I can dance like that, so like, see you never.)

MILF and mom, Phoenix? Okay. I see you.

If the campaign to #banbossy is for the benefit of young girls, why don’t we hear what they think of the word?

I want these things inside me. My expectations are unrealistically high now. I will be disappointed with real food now.

27-year-old Elizabeth Raine is selling her virginity to the highest bidder. And it’s kind of awesome.

Australian search aircraft have located two objects in their search area.

I don’t normally cry before coffee (okay, that’s a lie) but apparently that’s how we’re starting this week.

I’ve been paying all this money for products when GOD’S SKIN CARE has been living in my boyfriend’s balls this whole time?

When it comes to body image and diversity in media, pretty white ladies – even ones who hate bras and trip on red carpets – aren’t going to get us there.

Super simple, slight adjustments to your normal routine that will leave you feeling more free and empowered.

Younger siblings were the perfect combination of desperately approval-seeking and way too trusting – and you knew just how to use it to your advantage.

Are gay men better in bed faster? And why period sex feels so good.

I know your sick, unholy, filth-soaked brains will do nothing but sully this pristine hymn with the sin of your own imagination, but that’s all you.

Just, like, slip something in their drink. Not enough to incapacitate them (you’re not a monster, for f*ck’s sake), just enough to make them all mushy and agreeable.