Disabled Drummer Destroys “Everlong” By Foo Fighters, Makes Rest Of Us Look Lazy

You know those days when you wake up, realize you slept weird and your neck kinda hurts, and your hair is doing an awkward thing, and you forgot to wash the sweater that suddenly seems like the only article of clothing that can prevent you from looking like a moldy urchin, and so you decide to pretty much give up on accomplishing anything that day because fuck it, life is hard?

Yeah, while you (okay – and I) were doing that, a dude named Cornel Hrisca-Munn WHO HAS NO FOREARMS was learning how to drum his ass off. All of our excuses are henceforth complete bullshit.

In related news, “Everlong” still turns me on in a real, real way.