Jenifer Chong

Constantly talk about how annoying your ex is but how you also ‘swear you’re completely over him.’

If you genuinely have to wonder if the guy you went on a date with last Thursday is actually a real life human being on this Planet Earth because you haven’t heard from him all week, he’s not looking to get serious anytime soon.

From Physical Love: That you shouldn’t have given yourself so easily to someone who made your walls so hard, allowing yourself to believe his perfectly crafted lies so that he could sneak into your bed just once more.

If you have a checklist longer than your list of errands you’ve said “you’ll get to tomorrow” since ’09, you may need to reevaluate your situation.

Because one day you will forget his name, wasting no more time in senseless games.

Always remember, from the lips of Kendall Jenner, “Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, and don’t let boys be mean to you”.

I lay my head on your chest and sync your breath with mine. The feeling of a peaceful moment unsettles me. I am terrified of the moment when the numbness one day melts into a shadow.

Mr. Perfect. This guy is a solid 12/10 in his pictures, and his bio literally made you laugh out loud. But is he too good to be true? Maybe, yes.

An unfolding love story narrated in the form of the four seasons.