Jen Glantz

Four years in college seems like a mini-forever.

Before I was old enough to date, I watched people fall in love in real time.

How painfully unromantic is that?

Whenever we’re looking — really looking — for the best advice, it’s often we find it directly from our parents.

I had no idea what to answer.

How can someone be bad at hugging?

When I grew up, I was surprised to learn that poetry has no rules. You can do what you want, if you please.

I try not to speculate too much about the future. What’s the point, really?

If you’re reading this and know little to nothing about Passover – you’re so, totally in luck. There’s a really good educational video out there about the bread-less holiday called “Let My Babies Go – A Rugrats Passover”.

“You are ridiculous,” She told me, like I didn’t already know, “Nothing is going to change just because you are 26.”

Every once in a while, you’ll go out with a bunch of your friends and spend the night dancing in the basement of some Lower East Side bar like you don’t have a problem or a care in the world.

That sounds crazy, doesn’t it?

4. Mondays.

5. Sundays.

People used to love to ask me: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

My brother woke me up in sheer panic.

“Oh man, it looks like Valentine’s Day is on a Friday this year,” I say as we’re going down, down, down.

There was pizza in my hands and there words pouring out of my mouth about how my first week at my new job was.