Jeffrey Ellinger

Kissing can make you believe you are a god.

We go to parties and laugh when we get home, falling on top of each other with a rawness we love.

Something like, “Jesus was angry as balls when he threw those d-bags out of the temple” is acceptable.

First, a thing floating through infinity. There is nowhere it is not, and nothing it can not do.

5. ‘Who Is The Most Attractive Hipster Essayist?’– Molly Young v Megan Boyle v Sloane Crosley and so on

3. The feeling of proposing marriage or saying yes to a marriage proposal

1. Is he going to text you back?

Now and for all of eternity, let us know what is good and true when it comes to your amazing and beautiful, sexy as anything in the world, back hair.

“ATLiens”: If Lennon/McCartney had been born in rural Georgia in the late 70s, this is the album they would’ve made.

It wasn’t till sophomore year, after a conference over Christmas break, that I started to truly give my life to God.

Hi, my name is Jeffrey and I’m looking for the love of my life. In my head, she is a mix of Lake Bell, Jenny Slate and the Jewish woman from the Big Freedia music videos.

‘Manhattan’ may be just a romantic comedy. But it’s the smartest one ever made.