Jason Motta

My friend gave me his Tinder password. I don’t go on it to cheat. I just go on it to look at what I might be missing.

We want to get off and we want to feel like we are sex gods while we do it.

We don’t want the artifice, we want you.

1. They do things to keep you out of synch with them and on a completely different wavelength. Does your partner do a juice cleanse without you? Get drunk frequently with his friends while you’re home sober?

Play with puppies. Smile at kittens. When you’re at a party with kids go the extra mile: play and hide and sneak with the under five demo.

Sometimes—no matter how much feminist literature we have read—we still feel the need to objectify you.

They aren’t the easy girls. They aren’t the ones that wait around for you or make you a priority the minute you come into their life.

She is “beautiful” vs. “sexy.”

Always remember when in mixed company never talk about religion, politics, or women.

They might even disagree with you, and you respect them for it.

When someone asks them where they want to be in the future, or where they want to eat dinner or whether they see a future with the woman they’re dating — they have an answer.

They are excited to see you, excited to talk about whatever subjects come up, excited to do just about anything. They’ve got a bounce in their step that other people don’t have, and it never goes away.