Jasmine Neosh
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Jasmine Neosh
26 Ways To Drink Whiskey
Alone, when you are sitting at home listening to records, and “I’ll See You in My Dreams” comes on and you think of him, and you wonder what he is doing right now, and if when he hears this song, he also thinks of you.
What Privileged America Does Not Understand About The Mike Brown Protests
The Mike Browns of the world do not come to protests, because the Mike Browns of the world are dead, or they’re in prison, or they’re so disheartened to the facts of their life in America that they don’t see the point in changing it.
Stalking Is The Highest Form Of Flattery
You are tough and a post-modern feminist and you don’t need anyone. Ever.
When Did It Become Socially Acceptable To Be So Miserable?
I don’t like it when older people, especially Gen-Xers, complain about how whiny and entitled people my age are simply because we’re younger.
Sometimes You Just Have to Let Yourself Freak Out
I didn’t realize up until that point that I had been singing “That Lucky Old Sun” and crying for the entire walk home from the train station.
“Would It Bother You If I Slept With Him?”
“Would it bother you if I slept with him?” I ask. My boyfriend thinks about it for a while before saying no.
I Am Sorry For The Following Things:
For using you as a tool, at least initially, to make my last boyfriend jealous.
The Year I Tried To Quit Drinking Using Search Engine Results Instead Of Rehab
In my first month of being sober, I took all of the money I had saved not going to bars and I put it towards my first and only tattoo. It’s on my thigh, in a place that even the skimpiest of shorts and skirts would cover so that only I and a select few would ever see it. It says “Jesus is my only drinking partner.”
86 Things I Learned In College
Sometimes after a crisis, you will find that a huge part of your soul has gone missing. Don’t worry about it too much. You’ll get it back.