Jane Drinkard

When my dad told me to ‘play the field.’ No thanks.

Anybody who talks about how good the “good old days” were, either has a bad memory or wasn’t there!

Bringing your cleavage to the party. Your S.O might appreciate it but their parents won’t.

You’re really meditating. Isn’t stalking yourself just a form of active self-reflection?

Women who read know that we are all capable of attaining multitudes of realities— of living thousands of lives.

negativity is like potato chips— I can’t just indulge in one negative thought and then cap it at that.

Just like my mom is, I’ve found that I’m super controlling in the kitchen…

Throw a party— invite all of the boys your dad sent away/banned from the house in high school.

A keeper is a guy who isn’t one of these extremes— he can let you do you at a party while still enjoying himself. He doesn’t neglect but also isn’t overbearing.

The feeling of actually sitting still and feeling at ease is as foreign to you as the concept of understanding the stock market.

We all have those moments, especially on the longer runs, where every cell in our body is urging us to stop.

‘Did you really just say that?’ is a common thought for someone to think while arguing with a Sagittarius.