In honor of #NationalJunkFoodDay, here are a few questionable moments anyone who grew up in the 90’s will relate to:
1. Watching the actor’s head explode into a Strawberry in the Gusher’s commercials.
2. Having sticky chocolate all over your fingers after eating a “Wonderball” in the car.
3. Spraying “Super Sour Spray Candy” into your mouth during class and then filling it up with water you’re done and continuing.
4. Rolling oreo creme from multiple cookies into a giant ball with your dirty kid hands.
5. Sucking all of the sour stuff off of “sour straws” and then eat the fruity parts.
6. Attempting to put the entire roll of “Bubble Tape” gum in your mouth.
7. Cotton candy hands.
8. Your parent’s bribing you to take your pink eye medication with “Peeps.”
9. Watching anyone else eat a “Gogurt.” Brb, Still having nightmares.
10. Shoveling “Bagel Bites” (that were definitely not microwaved long enough) into your mouth after a soccer game and tasting the soggy, cold, uncooked cheese chunks.
11. Walking around with a blue tongue for a week after eating “Fun Dip.”
12. Getting your “Ring pops” caught in your hair.
13. Bright orange “Cheeto” stains on your notebooks and homework from your hands.
14. Getting a large percentage of your water intake from “Flavor Ices” in the summertime.
15. Consuming the toxicity that is “Lunchables” instead of eating an actual lunch.
16. Having competitions with your friends to see who could eat a “Fruit by the Foot” the fastest.
17. Making “Little Bites” sandwiches where the little bites stood in for both the bread and the meat.