Jane Drinkard

This is the person who you looked up to from a distance and always felt like you wanted to be like as an adult.

How to cut tomatoes.

Put some change in that tip jar— even if it’s just a nickel.

The “pretty filter” captures a Scorpio woman’s mysterious, often unattainable, vibe.

If you can’t see my bra straps or my nipples, what I’m wearing is called a “strapless bra.”

As a student, I walk an undefined middle ground between tourist and resident that on one hand allows me to experience things the “Cuban way” but on the other hand, makes me feel like an unwanted imposter.

Picture messages via text take FOREVER to deliver.

Leo’s will throw a huge party and then humorously (or narcissistically) refer to it as totally “lit”.

Watching anyone else eat a “Gogurt.” Brb, Still having nightmares.

Things that piss you off about Blake Lively.

Tell them about the time you threw a party in high school and the sink broke off the wall.

She assures us that we’re never too old to just ‘play.’

When my dad told me to ‘play the field.’ No thanks.

Anybody who talks about how good the “good old days” were, either has a bad memory or wasn’t there!

Bringing your cleavage to the party. Your S.O might appreciate it but their parents won’t.

You’re really meditating. Isn’t stalking yourself just a form of active self-reflection?

Women who read know that we are all capable of attaining multitudes of realities— of living thousands of lives.

negativity is like potato chips— I can’t just indulge in one negative thought and then cap it at that.