Jamie Varon

Do what makes you happy? No. Do what makes you come alive.

The thing about life is that every aspect of it runs together.

“Why can’t someone just want to have sex with me because of my brain?” is a thought you’ve had more than a handful times.

Love is not a panicked need for each other. It doesn’t say: “I love you because I need you.” It says: “I love you right now and that’s enough.”

People call you a bitch to try to break you, and you know what? You call yourself a Boss Bitch because they’ll never succeed in doing so.

My best friend right now is wine. Wine and french fries. This is all I will ever need in life.

Cuddling is like a prolonged hug and everyone loves hugs. Hugs are necessary to life, just ask a baby.

When you know the only thing that’s going to get you through this holiday season is wine and you are out of wine and you don’t have a car and NOTHING IS OKAY.

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.”

Use this very helpful guide to figure out if you have any reason at all whatsoever to be offended on the internet right now.

It’s an emotional roller coaster we never expected to be on and we’re all losing our minds.

Give presence.

Get the urge to call them and say sorry.

You really, really, really know each other now.

People always ask you, “Where do you get your confidence from?” And you look at them kind of stunned like, uhhhhhh? I don’t?

The thing they don’t tell you about having it all is that you never really know why you wanted it in the first place.

He will love you completely and you won’t understand why.

Who are you right now? You’ve changed. But, like, in a good way?