Jamie Varon

The only plan you have after work during Lazy Streak Time is to go home and immediately take off your pants.

Prepare to want to make out with someone immediately.

You deserve a guy who will not propose to you on Valentine’s Day because that shit is tacky.

Don’t get drunk. You know you’re just going to end up crying. DON’T BE THAT PERSON.

Nostalgia can rearrange your memories and make them into a picture that wasn’t true then, but feels true now, brighter somehow and better even.

Please get tested, Joey. There’s no way you lasted ten seasons of rampant promiscuity and you do not have an illegitimate child somewhere.

Save money? Budget? What do these words mean?

I think every person who loves to travel probably at some point wonders if all they’re doing is escaping their life, their responsibilities. I think I’m chasing nostalgia, but nostalgia is a dangerous game.

There is nothing more sobering than the silence of loneliness. It’s a kind of clarity that many of us spend our time, energy, and money hoping to avoid.

Get down with yourself the way you’d want someone to get down with you. Give yourself the pleasure only you could give yourself.

“Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?”

Stop making the fact that you’re single mean so many things it doesn’t need to mean.