James B. Barnes

“I’ll be happy when she leaves the state and goes and plays with Snoop Dogg and her friends because she’ll be better suited for that than our little neighborhood here in Alaska.”

“The marginal benefit to women’s health of requiring hospital admitting privileges, if any, is substantially outweighed by the burden this requirement will have on women’s health outcomes…”

“The giant, weird testicles and penis are not even anatomically correct … that is my issue.”

Only a select few nations were treated to 2015’s solar eclipse.

Native American names are now fake.

The victim survived the brutal attack but her baby unfortunately did not.

“I was put in a difficult situation and had to make a choice between right and wrong.”

Amateurs, everyone knows you celebrate St. Patty’s Day on the weekend.

We can get through this together.

Finally, the excuse to stop doing the thing you hate the most is here.

“The white man gave you the vote. He Christianized you and taught you how to speak English. If it weren’t for him, you’d still be living in a hut.”

The Lion King was not a documentary.