James B. Barnes

There are people in this world who will hurt you just because they can.

You don’t know if you’re going to be able to handle them both, if you’re honest with yourself.

Chin up, kid. Here, have some corn.

If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?

Is yours on the list?

Mercy sakes alive! We got ourselves a convoy!

I know, it’s not your fault that you spent $50 on a round of drinks last night

This story doesn’t fit the narrative therefore it is not useful to interested parties. It will be gone before the month ends, likely by Thursday evening.

It’s amazing to consider that so many of the daily news and events we put so much importance on are historically a blink of an eye, unworthy of a footnote, simple blocks of time creating our collective clock tower.

“Without love, all the beautiful things in us will slowly die.”

I’m not even kidding when I say that many of you are basically eating donuts all day.

If you’ve ever waited tables then you’re going to want to see this

“The first reported attacks occurred in March 1995 in Puerto Rico. In this attack, eight sheep were discovered dead, each with three puncture wounds in the chest area and completely drained of blood.”

There is no bad guy/good guy dynamic in this fight. They’re almost all bad guys.

“And that’s the way it is with the Southern liberals. They condemn those with whom they disagree for speaking while they sit in fearful silence.”

“It’s called fashion, look it up.”

Landed safe, at an alternate location. Remote. I put the exposure canopy up on the boat. Will stay here for the night.

Redneck wastes 20Gs on books he plans to destroy