James B. Barnes

Bring your ID and passport, proof or the property you own, your religious documents. Also bring $50.

Armed only with a bottle of soda and a sense of fun our intrepid explorer girds himself for the storm to come.

Hey, Holocaust and 9/11 jokes for all! Right, teenagers?

And you’d leave with a smile.

The unemployment rate is slightly better but that doesn’t mean you’re doing any better. In fact, you’re likely doing worse.

And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low? Only a cat of a different coat, that’s all the truth I know.

“You should pull his pants down!” Another student replies, “No, man. Imagine how bad that (c**t) smells! No one wants to smell that (t**t).”

“The blood of Ukrainian heroes has been shed in a war which the Russian Federation is waging against Ukraine. The aggressor has not stopped and is continuing to sow disorder in the east of the country.” -Acting Ukrainian President Oleksander Turchinov

You will know that love is real.

Her reaction time is just awful.

We like good vs. evil stories, underdog stories, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington stories. Sounds like a movie, right? Sounds like fiction? Well, it is fiction.

He gets to apologize. She gets to find a new job.

Once at the edge of despair Amanda, 24, is now turning her life around after finding love – and much needed medical treatment.

“They were screaming, ‘Go to your cars! Go to your cars! Someone is stabbing people!”

The NCAA is apparently starving its athletes…cause that makes sense.

First we discover Hitler might have had Jewish heritage, now his wife. Is there no safe haven for a neo nazi?

I wonder if it still would have won all those Oscars if everyone had noticed this.

The tsunami triggered by the quake also traveled outward from the Chilean coast with simulations indicating that higher waves could travel as far as the southern California coast, and Indonesia. This has happened before.