James B. Barnes

“This is my son Griffin, and he may have measles.”

“Why do you look for the living among the dead?

This is what the U.S. air campaign against the Islamic State looks like from the ground.

“…it is just as illegal for appellant as a 15-year-old to possess that child pornography as it would be if he was 51 years old.”

Is he brushing his teeth in the hallway?

Clothing that exposes the genitals should not be allowed in public.

If there’s one thing some liberals hate more than triple murders it’s Fox News.

“I have come to see that there is good in every situation, sometimes we just have to look for it.”

“It’s been hours! Just tell me if he’s alive!”

If all goes as it seems it will then the U.S. could officially be back at war three months from now.

“Get your (expletive) up and be a man,” Taylor said. “God, for God’s sake, you animals, some of you.”

Skydiving…what could go wrong?