James Altucher

I’m telling you right now to pull the plug on me and let me die. Whatever reader who is reading this that is closest to the plug, please unplug it and just let me die.

Ask yourself, “What am I doing TODAY?”

It’s the body’s way of saying, “Whoops! Time is up. You need to make a change.”

I wanted to quit my job. I hated my boss.

Suddenly I was in business. I had payroll to make. And I had a fulltime job on the side.

Never do anything you don’t want to do.

Let’s be straight out honest: Success is a contagious disease.

We’re afraid to be unloved, unwanted, unworthy.

So, everything I dedicated my academic career to was flushed down the toilet. The last time I programmed a computer was 1999. It didn’t work. So I gave up.

Most people are pretty crappy. But not all. And even the ones who are no good and not worthy of your time need a system for you to use so YOU can be happier and leave this lecherous gossipy crack addict thats in your head on the road and kick him or her to the curb.

I was living on my own after ten years of marriage and my kids were visiting me every two weeks I didn’t know what to do with them. I didn’t have a door on my bathroom. I had girl problems. I had money problems. And now I had two tiny people who I needed to entertain.

When was the last time you felt like this little boy?