James Altucher

I’m a winner.

Every breath is a miracle.

School is about to start and then your life is over.

I hate being a slave. One might think: don’t be a jerk. You weren’t in chains in the 1800s. That was real slavery. Ok, I hate arguing. Go away. But let’s take a look at the average person.

A friend of mine just became the victim of serious identity theft. Someone used her social security info and other identity info to create a series of credit cards over the past seven years.

An actual ghost came into our room while we were sleeping. It was the fourth night of our vacation.

Bukowski: Alcoholic, postal worker, misogynist, anti-war, anti-peace, anti-everything, hated everyone, probably insecure, extremely honest, and he had to write every day or it would kill him.

I don’t want my kids to die.

No joke. This is going be a bullet FAQ on starting a business. If you’re a lawyer, feel free to disagree with me so you can charge someone your BS fees to give the same advice.

The guy is running and screaming after the train but it’s too late.

I jumped off the bed, flew into the air, and landed the wrong way on my foot, breaking it.

It’s Monday today, but I can’t talk until Friday. That’s the rules.