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Dozens Of Oblivious Americans Sign Fake Petition To Preemptively Nuke Russia
Making the situation even more hilarious, apparently state-run media in Russia picked up news of the prank, and is now trying to convince Russians that activists in the United States are actually launching a real grassroots campaign to nuke their country.
Watch This Hilarious Video Of A Man Trying To Kick A Pigeon Out From His House
New title for video: How NOT to get a pigeon out of your house.
Watch The Most Cringeworthy Diving Fails Ever To Appear On Live TV
And you thought belly smacking into your backyard swimming pool was rough.
Taylor Swift Just Donated $15,000 To The GoFundMe Of The Fireman Who Responded To His Own Family’s Car Crash
If the overwhelming support itself was surprising, a donation from a very special person might have been even more so.
Man Tries To F*ck A Horse But Only Manages To Break His Leg
Police suspect the injuries are consistent with being roundhouse kicked by an angry horse.
Fascist Texas Police Pledge To Shut Down ‘Unlicensed’ Lemonade Stands, Because What Else Would They Be Doing?
Two girls wanted to sell lemonade to buy their dad a Father’s Day gift, and you won’t believe how the police react.
Christopher Lee: 18 Epic And Wisdom-Packed Quotes To Remember Him By
“We don’t always get the kind of work we want, but we always have a choice of whether to do it with good grace or not.”
We Know Our Anxiety Is Impossible To Understand, But Please Try To Understand
For those of us with generalized anxiety disorder, social anxiety, or some other nasty cousin of those, we freak out about stuff that isn’t…possible. Stuff that is hard to understand sometimes. We get that. But it doesn’t change the heaviness of what we feel.
The Rationale Behind This Married Couple’s Pledge To Get A Divorce Will Send Your Head Spinning
“The truth is, ‘marriage’ is simply too important. It is a sacred institution, ordained by God. It has always been understood to be that exclusive relationship where one man and one woman become “one flesh”. Any attempt to change the definition of marriage by law is not something in which we are able to partake.”
This Man With Six Months Left To Live Had His Life Falling Apart Until Strangers On Facebook Raised $6,000 For His Benefit
This story will remind you about everything that is AWESOME about social media.
“Living-Pain” Arist Petr Pavlensky Holds Live Q&A About Why He Nailed His Scrotum To The Sidewalk
I recognize that it is a super bold political statement, but I just can’t stop wincing.
Amy Schumer Just Totally Photobombed A Couple’s Engagement Picture, And It’s Hilarious
This sure is a story for the wedding toasts.