Jacob Geers

These are my kind of drugs!

Some of these college kids need help.

” God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it.” — 1 Corinthians 10:13

“If you don’t change your clothes, you’re not going to be able to board this flight.”

We feel bigger. We love bigger. We experience life bigger. Nothing is just “blah” or “meh,” everything is either great or absolutely terrible. Nothing on this planet is bland or mundane.

“When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she’s talking about vacuuming.”

The most haunted location in every Canadian province and territory.

We’ve put it off as long as we can. We graduated from high school, we went through college as “kinda adults,” but now it is here, and it is freakin’ scary!!!!

“Why didn’t we have sex last night?”

“I was mad she was raped but she was so beautiful. I thought, the mayor should have been first.”

You are a unique collection of cells and energy that will never again be recreated on this planet earth. In that way alone, you are worthy. How could you not be? You are the most unique person to ever be created. And so am I.

In my hometown there is a giant house perched on a hill right on the corner of Alan Street and Hitcherson Road that you should never approach on Friday the 13th.

I don’t think there is anything specifically “masculine” or “manly” about wanting to attract the maximum amount of sex for the minimum amount of effort. I don’t get that.

You know what it feels like to be shit on by the East and West Coasts and even if you ended up moving there, you don’t completely forgive them for it.

These posts are 2 much 2 handle.

Like falling for someone, sometimes falling away from someone takes time. And I think that’s okay.

This girl really REALLY didn’t want to be kissed by Ted Cruz.

We like “talking” because it’s casual. It means no commitments. It means we can get dinner three days in a row and then ignore each other’s texts for the next week. Then get dinner again. Repeat. Recycle. Always moving in one place