Jacob Geers

Ed Sheeran heard the singing from a nearby store, and couldn’t resist turning the solo into a duet.

These are like, kinda passive-aggressive.

Yeah, we don’t know either.

This cat with alien eyes has almost 50,000 followers on Instagram.

These cats aren’t stopping for anything 💂💂💂💂.

It turns out that all of Chris Pratt’s dinosaur wrangling skills were just acting.

There are just so many questions..

“I finally snapped when the 100th student asked a question that was answered on the syllabus.”

“Tase me, bro!”

Somebody once threw a loaf of bread at my face
I ain’t the calmest dude on the stage.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger on that bun
And the shape of an “L” on her forehead

In the interests of full disclosure, I couldn’t do it. Can you??

“Sometimes you are scaling the mountain and things just aren’t in line to reach the top and also safely climb back down. I’m thankful my mountain, the Pacific, will still exist for many possibility-filled years to come.”