Jacob Geers

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I Don’t Want To Forget You, I Want To Remember Why I Should Never Go Back To You

If I remember, hopefully I will become stronger. Hopefully I will build up my self-confidence up to my firmer. Hopefully I will find somebody who treats me different.

I Didn’t Realize You Were ‘The One’ Until You Were Gone

I remember when we first met. There was something about you that stuck out, something that suggested you were important to my life. You carried yourself with so much charism, so much energy.

To My Best Friend Who Is Really My Soulmate (Thank You For Everything)

Thank you for adding color to my life, even as I paint my own world in dull shades of grey.

Ryan Reynolds Actually Responds To Horny Fans Who Beg Him For Sex On Twitter And It’s F*cking Hilarious

There is not enough water in the world to quench Twitter’s thirst for Ryan Reynolds.

Parents Who Lost Their 13-Year-Old To Suicide Release His Heartbreaking Goodbye Letter In Hopes Of Sparking Change

“I’m telling every child out there. You have to stay strong. You matter to me.”

Here’s Everything You Need To Know About The HILARIOUS Shade Selena Gomez Threw At Justin This Weekend

“I have a whole bunch of cute fan mail to read.”

These 23 Hilarious Posts From Internet Troll ‘Ken M’ Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Off

Ken M is a genius.

I Am A Gay Man, But Our Blind Hatred Of Nico Hines Needs To Stop

If your only goal is Nico’s termination, or even the shuttering of the Daily Beast, then your goals are far, far too small.

26 Hilarious Times Twitter Proved That Little Children Are Beautiful Disasters

Kids these days…

Here’s The Guy Whose Only Job Is To Hand Out Condoms At The Olympics

Condoms are distributed to athletes via green vending machines throughout the Olympian village. However, in a pinch, this guy — a noble hero named Eric — carries around a huge bag of condoms to hand out to anyone who may be in need.

I’m Not Mad You Didn’t Text Me Back, I’m Mad You Ever Pretended To Want To

It’s normal for people to not work out. But it’s abnormal for people to be twisted, turned, and jerked around because someone wants to get laid. Or at least it should be.