Jacob Geers
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Someone Has Been Renaming All These Classic Kids Books And It’s F*cking Hilarious
These are so inappropriate (but so hilarious).
You Owe It To Yourself To Stop Reading His Snapchat Stories
By obsessing over their lives, we are crowding out time for our life.
11 Snapchat Pics That Caught Something Less Silly, And Far More Sinister
These make me not want to use Snapchat…
Wait, Does Donald Trump Actually Have A Chance Of Winning? (Yes)
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Alaska Gripped In Terror As Possible Serial Killer Jacks Up Homicide Rate In Anchorage
A record number of murders have occurred in Anchorage this year, with over half of them unsolved.
27-Year-Old Bride Shot To Death By Cousin Only Mere Hours Before Her Wedding
In a Romeo and Juliet-esque situation, there was some kind of apparent feud between the family of the bride and groom.
24 Fast Food Workers Share The Most Annoying Thing A Customer Has Ever Done To Them
Why do these customers exist??
16 People Reveal The Creepiest Thing (Paranormal Or Otherwise) They Ever Saw
I asked her why she wouldn’t fall asleep, she stopped what she was doing, pointed to the corner of the room and said “Because those two people won’t stop watching me” (we were the only people in the house at the time).
Man With 47 *Year* Layover Gets HILARIOUS Response From His Travel Company
I didn’t think this was going to be that funny.
BREAKING: Predator Clowns Are Apparently Now Hunting Children In At Least Three Cities
However, the creepy sightings are no longer isolated to Greenville.
20 Hilariously Deranged wikiHow Articles That Shouldn’t Exist (But They Do)
“How to laugh” (read this article).
Numerous South Carolina Children Claim That Clowns Have Been Trying To Lure Them Into The Woods
“There has been several conversations and a lot of complaints to the office regarding a clown or a person dressed in clown clothing taking children or trying to lure children in the woods.”
This High School Lets Seniors Paint Their Own Parking Spaces And They Turned Out Totally Badass
Wow, give me one of these parking spots please.
Love The Person You Are, Instead Of The Person You Aren’t
We spend so much time focusing on what we aren’t, we don’t give any thought to what we are.
The 50 Greatest Harambe Memes Of All Time
This is the memorial Harambe deserves. I miss him so much…
This Epic Facebook Post Is An Inspirational Defense Of Social Media That’ll Make You Think
Do we use our phones too much?
This Wife Texts Her Husband All The Weird Shit He Says In His Sleep, And It’s Hilarious
Okay, #6 is just plain bizarre.