Jacob Geers
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75 Super Obscure Facts That Everyone Will Think You’re A Hilarious Genius For Knowing
Nicholas Cage also once did magic mushrooms with his cat.
30 Ridiculously Foolish Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Off
there needs to be a test to get on the internet.
You Are More Brave Than You Know (So Stop Second-Guessing Yourself)
Bravery is believing that tomorrow can be better, even when it seems like you are surrounded by darkness on all sides.
Soldier Tears Apart Right-Wing Argument That People Who Want Free College Should Join The Military
“There are 6 people in my unit who will never see their ‘free college.’ Because they are dead.”
Here Are All The People Pissed As Hell About #TWDFinale
Actually it’s not “all the people” — that would be WAY too many people.
Why I Write About Things That Make You Uncomfortable
I am not one idea, I am not one emotion. These things are always in transit, because we, as people, are always in transit.
Read This Savage Text Sent From A Bisexual Teen Who Was 100% Done With Her VERY Homophobic Aunt
“You need to stop being so sensitive I did not mean f****t in a bad way I just mean you gay people have a lot of drama. I tried to understand this bi shit you claim to be but you teenagers make stuff up all the time. Youre young you will find a man. You can change. You used to be so clever.” ….Yikes.
Someone Asked Comic-Con Villains To Read Presidential Candidate Quotes And It’s Hilarious
The truth is all these candidates are jokers.
Fine, I’ll Admit It — I’m A Little Lonely.
I scoff at people who are in love, and the sacrifices they make for that love. I pretend to hold it in disdain, in contempt — as something beneath me. But the truth is, I’m full of shit.
9 Freaky Encounters With The Real ‘Men In Black’ That’ll Seriously Give You The Creeps
Bender claims that three men, dressed in all black, visited him at his home and warned him against pursuing the topic of UFOs any further. The men left Bender scared for his life, and he immediately shut down all his research and the Flying Saucer Bureau.
9 Important Things To Remember When Your Life Feels Like A Complete Shitshow
Failing doesn’t make you a failure. Nothing great has every happened without mistakes. Virtually everything great that has ever happened in the world has been preceded by a mine-field of f*ckups and missteps.
When You Wake Up And Realize That All Your Grandparents Are Dead
My mom’s dad passed away when I was extremely young. But her mother, and my dad’s parents, all lived until mid 2013, when they all suddenly died almost within one calendar year.