Jacob Geers

You are a unique collection of cells and energy that will never again be recreated on this planet earth. In that way alone, you are worthy. How could you not be? You are the most unique person to ever be created. And so am I.

In my hometown there is a giant house perched on a hill right on the corner of Alan Street and Hitcherson Road that you should never approach on Friday the 13th.

I don’t think there is anything specifically “masculine” or “manly” about wanting to attract the maximum amount of sex for the minimum amount of effort. I don’t get that.

You know what it feels like to be shit on by the East and West Coasts and even if you ended up moving there, you don’t completely forgive them for it.

These posts are 2 much 2 handle.

♬ “Draco’s gonna act up, he’s gonna get smacked up, he’s gonna call his daddy if he’s lookin’ for some back-up!” ♬

Can you name all the weird things happening in this video?

This isn’t clickbait.

Like falling for someone, sometimes falling away from someone takes time. And I think that’s okay.

This girl really REALLY didn’t want to be kissed by Ted Cruz.

Do you see the problem with this ad??

We like “talking” because it’s casual. It means no commitments. It means we can get dinner three days in a row and then ignore each other’s texts for the next week. Then get dinner again. Repeat. Recycle. Always moving in one place