Jacob Geers

Healey then goes on to throw shade at the “Remain” campaign, because they are actually signing his petition — and damn, that’s just wrong.

Would you want to pull this prank on your neighbors??

These commenters operate by one code, and that is to verbalize the coldest, most stark version of humanity and whatever will be, will be.

“Fucking disaster. Single most irresponsible, grossly misconceived act of self-harm in history,” an anonymous banker says.

Wow, this is really quite something.

I value my independence above all else, which is what worries me the most about dating. I need space, like a lot of it. Like, maybe more than anyone can give me. I dunno.

You will read seven different stories of evil being unearthed into our world by regular, everyday, people just like you. I warn you, however, that the spiritually evil does not sit idly, and so reading this may put you at considerable…risk.

“We all know that sting you feel when it seems like everyone has turned against you and you are all alone. That is where Brock is at, right now. We want him to know that he isn’t alone. In fact, if you are really honest with yourself and stop pointing fingers, you will see a little bit of Brock in your own lives.”

The struggles I encountered introduced me to my life’s passion: writing.

These are a lot of rules…

Some of these are really quite freaky.

*Goes to hospital and pulls out birth certificate* “Hello I’d like to return myself.”