Jacob Geers

2 many puns 2 handle.

We don’t need to agree on the issues, we just need to agree on our common humanity.

The police say that they, “were unable to substantiate the assault.” The mug shot provided to the LA Times, does not seem to show any injuries.

This judge sucks.

You didn’t have to look me in my eyes and tell me that I was beautiful. You didn’t have to give me soft smiles, and invite me into your life. You could have told me what you wanted. It would have been okay.

Somehow this is real.

Do you relate to this?

“The Gay’s Can’t Give Us A Day To Celebrate Ourselves SMH.”

And it usually happens so innocently. Like it’s not like you sign up for this, ya know? You don’t wake up one day and think, “Gee, I really want to complicate my life by catching feelings for someone who has a 0.000% chance of reciprocating!”

As much as it sucks, I truly believe that our anxiety might just be filtering out the people who wouldn’t be good for us anyway.

You walk down a long narrow sidewalk crowded with faceless people who have no direction and no purpose except to get somewhere faster than you

“URL” is a black Lab who works for Utah’s Weber County police force.