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86-Year-Old Woman Fights Off Burglar By Beating Them Over The Head With Bacon
Another day saved by bacon.
Lots Of Repressed Horny Men Are Looking For Hot Gay Sex At RNC Convention
The hypocrisy reeks.
Hey, Milo Yiannopoulos — You’re A Coward.
But tearing people down is not — nor has it ever been — brave. Throughout human existence, it’s remained one of the easiest things anyone can do.
It Looks Like Melania Trump Plagiarized Michelle Obama In Her RNC Address Tonight
“Wow! Certainly not something you would expect from such a family of savvy business minds.”
I Can’t Wait For The Day I Care As Little About You As You Cared About Me
When we woke up the next morning you promised to text me (you didn’t), that you would text me soon (you didn’t), and that our time together was special to you (it wasn’t).
This Little Boy Shares His Tearjerking Theory About Why Dogs Don’t Live As Long As Humans
This will make you feel things.
You Need To Know About Montrell Jackson, The Truly Good Cop Who Was Killed In Baton Rogue
Montrell Jackson wanted very much to see his city get better, and he gave his last full measure of devotion to achieve that goal.
YIKES: Mike Pence Says ‘Mulan’ Is Proof That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed In The Military
“Despite her delicate features and voice, Disney expects us to believe that Mulan’s ingenuity and courage were enough to carry her to military success on an equal basis with her cloddish cohorts.”
This Guy Who Threatened To ‘Purge’ All Pokémon Go Players Got His Ass Thrown In Prison
Pokémon Go is the popular location-based game that has been taking the United States by storm. Passionate fans get to interact with “real world” surroundings and catch Pokémon all around them.
BREAKING: Is There A Coup Going On In Turkey Right Now?
Prime Minister Binali Yildirim, avoiding the word “coup,” has said there was an “illegal seizure of power” and that military action was “being taken without the chain of command.”
Future Overlord Donald J. Trump Just Revealed His Vice President On Twitter
All hail the impeccable wisdom of future Overlord Trump.
Here’s All The Pokémon Who Are Hanging Out With Dead People
These are some anti-PC Pokemon.