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This Hilarious Daughter Can’t Stop Trolling Her Mom Via Text And You’ll DIE Of Laughter
“Elizabeth” just might be one of the funniest people on the internet.
The Internet Is Pissed Over This Restaurant’s ‘Black Olives Matter’ Merch (For Good Reason)
Ultimately, I’m all for satire and thoughtful political humor — but #BlackOlivesMatter isn’t a satire. It’s just appropriating a major movement to make cash and get a few laughs.
Parents Who Lost Their 13-Year-Old To Suicide Release His Heartbreaking Goodbye Letter In Hopes Of Sparking Change
“I’m telling every child out there. You have to stay strong. You matter to me.”
Based On This New Trailer, Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna’s New TV Show Looks V Dramatic
“ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES???”
Here’s Everything You Need To Know About The HILARIOUS Shade Selena Gomez Threw At Justin This Weekend
“I have a whole bunch of cute fan mail to read.”
I Am A Gay Man, But Our Blind Hatred Of Nico Hines Needs To Stop
If your only goal is Nico’s termination, or even the shuttering of the Daily Beast, then your goals are far, far too small.
This Teacher’s Note To Her 4th Grade Class Will Inspire You To Never, EVER Quit
If we are doing everything flawlessly, day in and day out, we probably aren’t trying anything new. We probably aren’t growing.
Donald Trump Says Barack Obama Is The Founder Of ISIS (He’s Not)
“In fact, in many respects, they honor President Obama. ISIS is honoring Obama. He is the founder of ISIS.”
Here’s The Text That Motivated An Olympic Gold Medalist Right Before His Event
“Today is reduced to one question, how bad do you want it?”
There Is A Man Climbing Up Trump Tower With Suction Cups Right Now. Watch It Here.
Police have him surrounded. But will he overcome?
Here’s Amber Rose’s Epic Response To Everyone Calling Her Son ‘Gay’ Because He Put On A Wig
“Read a book you remedial fucks.”