Jacob Geers
Jacob has written things @ Thought Catalog. Maybe Like him👍 and Follow him🙋?
Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh Says To Stop Accusing Him Of Eating His Own Boogers
“For clarity here, for the record, I have never eaten a booger in my entire life.”
No, Sadly There Is Not Actually A Baby Gorilla Named Harambe McHarambeface
We all wanted this to be true.
‘A Group Of Bunnies Is Called A Fluffle’ And 50 Other Happy Facts That Will Turn Your Entire Day Around
NASA had to relabel the penis sleeve for urinating in space suits from “small, medium, and large” to “large, gigantic, and humongous” because astronauts would only choose the large and they kept slipping off.
North Carolina Man Who Confessed To Killing His Ex-Wife And Son In Chilling Facebook Live Video Is Now Dead
“I loved my wife, but she deserved what she had coming.”
Every Time This Ordinary Hero Goes To Subway He Mimics Some Epic Pose And It’s Hilarious
Wow, this guy invested a LOT of work in this.
Someone Has Been Renaming All These Classic Kids Books And It’s F*cking Hilarious
These are so inappropriate (but so hilarious).
You Owe It To Yourself To Stop Reading His Snapchat Stories
By obsessing over their lives, we are crowding out time for our life.
Here’s The Shortest 2016 Presidential Election Quiz You’ll Ever Take
In only five questions, we’ll tell you who to vote for.
This Is Why We Are Never Happy
We define ourselves by what we aren’t, instead of by what we are.
12 Signs You Are Actually On The Right Track (Even If You Feel Totally Lost)
You’ve listened to advice or constructive criticism without getting defensive.
This Awful 9/11 Mattress Sale Commercial Is The Most Offensive Ad Of All Time
This is disgusting.
Here’s What ‘Steve’ Is Saying On The 20th Anniversary Of Blue’s Clues
This article is the first clue.