Jacob Geers
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Sometimes You Owe It To Yourself To Just Not Give a Shit
I have a challenge for everyone who could identify as an anxious perfectionist: try not giving a shit.
Police Admit That They Beat the Shit Out Of A Man With Down Syndrome For No Reason, Offers a Turkey
“He did not have reasonable suspicion to stop and use force on him,” said Captain Rodi.
9 Super Awkward Times Republicans Gushed About How Great Vladimir Putin Is
It is the leader of this crumbling economy that starry-eyed and stir-crazy conservatives were so eager to praise throughout the last two years.
What Happens When Only One Senator Showed Up to Work (Spoiler Alert: He Got A Lot Done!!)
“I just defeated a filibuster because I needed a drink of water. That removes any opposition to new child care subsidies.”
27 Cashiers Share The Most Annoying Things That Customers Did To Them
“Another man forced me to say the phrase, “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t accept this coupon because you aren’t buying the proper brand of lube.”
Good News For Terrorists, The U.S. Is Stopping American Somalis From Sending Money Back Home
“It’s true that some of [the money] might [end up terrorist coffers], just as some resources in any nation will find their way into the hands of criminals (ask HSBC). So why don’t we shut down the phone networks to hamper terrorism? Why don’t we ban agriculture in case fertiliser is used to make explosives? Why don’t we stop all the clocks to prevent armed gangs from planning their next atrocity?”
What Scientists Believe Vs What Everyone Else Believes On 5 Important Issues
With the sheer quantity of human knowledge increasing by leaps and bounds, it is impossible for every American to be an expert on everything.
Why Harper Lee’s ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ Prequel Scares The Hell Out Of Me
“I have said what I wanted to say and I will not say it again.”