Woman Jumps Out Of Plane Through Emergency Exit Probably Because 2016 Has Fucking Sucked
Personally, I think the entire year of 2016 has just been too much too handle for most people.
By 
Jacob Geers
As a Houston-bound flight from New Orleans touched down at George Bush Intercontinental Airport, something very strange happened.
A woman jumped out of the plane.
According to observers, as the plane touched down on the runway and began driving over to the terminal, a woman opened the emergency exit door and just hopped out of the aircraft.
“I realized when the door popped open and a woman stepped out of it,” a passenger told CNN.
The woman survived the fall and is currently being treated for minor injuries. As of now, she has not been charged with any crime.
Some internet commenters had some interesting ideas about why the unidentified woman might have done this:
“She didn’t want to miss her connection!”
^ That’s too real.
Personally, I think the entire year of 2016 has just been too much too handle for most people. 