1. You were looking to buy weapons??

http://textastrophe.com/post/141847939640/the-pepper-spray

2. Willing to play the soundtrack for a porno?

http://textastrophe.com/post/135403107465/the-band-for-hire

3. “Friends” try to get their buddy the job

http://textastrophe.com/post/111296267360/the-housing-chronicles-ii-the-housekeeper

4. Buying workout equipment for lulz

http://textastrophe.com/post/96465397895/the-gym-equipment

5. Need a Photograph??

http://textastrophe.com/post/92569694010/the-photographer

6. Unwanted giftcard leads to unwanted text convo LOL

http://textastrophe.com/post/73220323215/the-chilis-gift-card

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