Isla Sofia

I know how hard it is to turn this drink down, because tipsy you definitely wants to be drunk you, and this is one drink in the right direction. But I promise this drink he’s offering to buy isn’t worth the trouble.

Every single one of your pictures is with a very cute baby girl. That can only mean she’s your daughter and I’m not up for playing step-mommy anytime soon. Left.

She and her equally flawless boyfriend always look like they just stepped out of a Brooks Brothers catalog. You can’t even say anything bad about her but you’re definitely jealous of her.

Be the girl who knows how to choose her battles wisely. Be the girl who will fight for what she believes in, but not fight for the sake of fighting.

I feel no shame when it comes to belting songs out at the top of my lungs in my car. Alone. With the windows down. I might look like a lunatic that has escaped from the local asylum, but #yolo, you know(lo).

Female disadvantage is being blamed for a mistake made by two people.

We are confusing equality with rights. We should all have the same rights, but we should not claim to all be the same. Our differences make this world beautiful.

You’re the first person I want to run to with boyfriend and dating drama; you always know exactly what to say, and if you don’t, you know exactly what to do to get my mind off of it. Sure, I have other friends who can do all this for me so I don’t inundate you with my issues, but it wouldn’t be the same.

They complain about and insult their exes. They might be trying to convey that they’ve totally moved on, but really it’s just showing their own immaturity.

“I normally never do this.”

What is the MRS degree you might ask? Plain and simple: marriage.

6. I have very minimal experience with minorities.