Iris Milanova

Imagine not knowing your birth date. Imagine that your father succumbed to the AIDS virus when you were only three years-old.

Our love affair was supposed to be brief, just a summer fling; I made that promise to myself back in the summer of 2001. But love is blind.

There’s something utterly captivating about this infamous instrument — it represents freedom, peace, and whole other level of cool; other instruments simply can’t compare.

If given the opportunity to advance in your career (I’m talking a substantial jump) how many of you women would actually say no?

As a model, I have to take sexually enticing images of myself so that I can satisfy millions of my social media followers.

2. You begin to compare yourself to other successful people that are your age. At or around the age of 27, you’ll begin to feel like you’re behind in life’s game of Monopoly.

It is the city that is always one step ahead of the game, going non-stop 24/7 in its quest to dominate the world stage.

6. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Start texting his phone every 30 minutes. If you want to take it to the next level, do it every 15 minutes. Texts should be short, annoying, and unimportant. Examples: “I hate traffic, how about you?” and “what color are your pajamas”.

You have a special blog set up which details your “Outfit of the Day” (OFTD). You write about and critique everything that’s newsworthy in the fashion world. You do constant day-to-day research on trends and subjects such as the “New ‘It’ Bag” or “Navy is the New Black.”

6. Don’t get intoxicated during your shift.

He gives you the remote when you’re over at his place and he lets you pick the movie when going to the cinema. This is major.