Horatio Miller

Joe, the 89-year-old grandpappy, is from a generation that thinks “tinder” is something you use to start a fire rather than to get herpes.

Your Invisible Boyfriend will be your very own personalized romantic version of a Tamagotchi.

Many men would give their right leg for a problem such as this.

According to Japanese authorities, 54-year-old Hideyuki Noguchi has confessed to drugging and raping around 100 women.

This is perhaps a new low for social media—or perhaps “antisocial media” is a better term.

Since the truck was said to be carrying three tons of cats, that would be about one full ton of cats that were buried alive.

Hawaii—with its heavenly moist climate, luscious pineapples, and tantalizing hula dancers—would seem to be the last place on Earth where anyone should ever be angry.

As it stands, her original makeup scheme is a crime in itself, because anyone who looks at it will undoubtedly be traumatized.

This video of two little Korean girls practicing taekwondo is so adorable, you’ll want to break a wooden board with one hand.

This is an unfortunate and demeaning stereotype because regardless of race, color, or creed, nearly everyone enjoys eating bananas.

We clearly have far more work to do before we reach the mountaintop and sit down to have brunch with Dr. Martin Luther King.

Moscow police are searching for the driver of the white BMW who is depicted in a dash cam video running over an older man with whom he had a verbal altercation on Monday.

There’s a good chance this is the most adorable African-pygmy-hedgehog-eats-birthday-cake-with-its-two-hamster-friends video you’ll see all year.

Wu Lei is a lonely and stylistically disabled 54-year-old Taiwanese man who decided that the only way to impress a 23-year-old woman who’d caught his eye was to take two tubs of gel and sculpt his hair roughly into the shape of a car battery standing on end.

It doesn’t take much to become an instant Internet celebrity—you either do something heroic or you act like an ass, and POOF!—you’re famous.

Despite the sadistic undercurrent of purposeful mother-on-daughter humiliation, reviewers are calling this the funniest tampon ad in history.

Last week a group of crazed ducks estimated to number 100,000 strong stormed the streets of the Thai city of Nakhon Pathon in what was either an organized political protest or a criminal case of “wilding.”

This clip was filmed in an elephant-rescue preserve in the northern Thailand city of Chiang Mai earlier this month.