Holly Riordan

“They had buried the dead kid in the backyard with all of the dead animals.”

Even though she was still technically single when you held her hand and called her cute, she never thought of herself as single. She already thought of herself as yours.

You deserve so much more than petty arguments and halfhearted apologies. 

She doesn’t have any desire to spend time with anyone who doesn’t want to spend time with her.

You have a small circle of friends, because you don’t like to open up your soul and spread your secrets around.

You don’t owe them your time, your respect, or an answer to their text.

Aries: You would be arrested for arson. When you’re angry, it’s impossible to calm you down. You scream and curse and flip your shit. Even after the argument is over and the dust has settled, you’re skilled at holding grudges.

I don’t care how many times you tell me you’re sorry, because no amount of halfhearted apologies can make up for what you put me through.

You can win a girl back by being patient. By realizing that it might take her some time to trust you again.

You lose an intelligent girl by refusing to expand your knowledge. By never reading her favorite book. By telling her you think a museum date would be too boring.

Why should you shop alone? Invite your friends to gather around your device and discover unique, handcrafted items alongside you.

I feel like an idiot, because I misinterpreted everything that happened between us.

I’m the girl you start an almost relationship with, the girl you stay up until 2 in the morning texting when you’re wasted, the girl you try to hook up with without any strings attached. 

I would take you back if you admitted that you cared about me as much as I’ve always cared about you. If you told me that you haven’t stopped thinking about me ever since the day we parted and that no other girls compare. 

The night gives me too much time to spend inside my head — which is not a pleasant place to be.

We came as close to dating as two people could get. You were basically my boyfriend. You just didn’t want to call me your girlfriend.

I wonder if you think of me when you’re flipping through channels and one of the shows we watched together comes on.

Virgo: The timing just wasn’t right. That sounds like a lame excuse, but it’s actually the truth in this case.