Holly Riordan

“A girl I found in an AOL chat room tried to convince me that the devil had raped me. And the devil raping wasn’t the creepiest part, she knew where I lived and my parents names and what I looked like.”

“I used to fantasize about sewing someone’s mouth shut with a dull needle and thick thread.”

Thank you for all of the shots you’ve bought me when I didn’t have any money left in my wallet. For all of the times you ran to the liquor store and bought a bottle because you knew I was coming over. 

You never have the chance to sit back and relax, because you’re selfless. You’re always busy doing something for someone else. 

You turn her into a brand new person. A person who sees the worst in others instead of expecting the best.

She wants so much more from you than friendship. And since she knows that’s never going to happen, she has to keep her distance. She has to do what’s best for her sanity and stay away. 

I hate that you can’t see how amazing you are. 

If he only texts you after you post extra sexy Instagram pictures, then he’s only looking for one thing. And he’s going to leave you as soon as he gets it. 

He should be there for you during emergencies, during those moments when you need him the most. 

A Scorpio stung by a poisonous scorpion. A Sagittarius shot through the heart with an arrow.  A Taurus stabbed through the toros with a set of horns. (Not from a live bull, but from a wall-mounted head.)

They don’t believe they deserve special attention, so when their partner fails to give it to them, they never bat an eye. 

It’s hard to see what happens around you inside of a darkened movie theater.

You never feel alone. Even when you’re stuck sleeping by yourself, you know he’s only a text away.

Twins: Stay single until you find someone who gets you. Who doesn’t find any of your quirks weird. Who actually likes that insane side of you that you try to hide from most people.

A broken heart means a broken brain. You have trouble concentrating on work. You have trouble motivating yourself to get your chores done. You have trouble thinking about anything, except for the person who walked away.

I don’t need you to take me overseas on expensive vacations — but I need you to spend your days off with me, so I know that you consider me a priority.

Dump the girl who keeps putting up with your bullshit because she doesn’t realize she deserves better.

“A lady that was really upset with her husband/boyfriend poured gasoline on him and tried to light him on fire.”