Holly Riordan

“A woman tried to kill herself with an oil heater in the bathtub. The current wasn’t enough to kill her but enough to hold her in place while the heater slowly boiled the water.”

Aquarius: They read their messages, think of a reply in their head, and then forget to text back.

I try not to think of you during your last days, because I know that wasn’t the real you. That wasn’t the version that you would want me to remember.

Be careful, because you don’t want one drunken night to ruin the rest of your life. 

She isn’t taking things slow because she still isn’t sure about you. It’s because she is worried about how much she likes you. 

When you’re with a Capricorn, you will be pushed to your limits — in the best way possible. You will be encouraged to follow your dreams and will be corrected when you doubt yourself.

You made her believe that she was good enough to kiss behind closed doors, good enough to text until midnight, good enough to keep you occupied for the time being, but not good enough to be your girlfriend.

She would rather put all of her effort into getting to know one guy than splitting her time between two or three or five. 

I watched Jada’s body get lowered into the ground and showered with red and white roses. It would be the last time I would ever see her, the last time I would be that close to her without six feet of mud and moss and maggots between us. Unless…

She asks for a relationship label.  If she’s not happy with we’re just friends or we’re just seeing where things go, it’s not because she’s clingy or needy or desperate. It’s because she really likes you.

I will overreact. I will freak out over something small and you will get offended because I don’t fully trust you. You will turn the situation around and get pissed at me for being so sensitive, so touchy, so dramatic. 

Instead of settling for someone toxic — or even for a super sweet person that you just don’t feel those sparks with — wait it out.

When you text me back, even if the message only contains one or two words. When you like one of my pictures on Instagram, even if that’s all it is — just at like, without a comment or a conversation. When you flirt with me, even if you have ignored me for the last few days before. 

Sarcastic girls can come across as heartless. As cold. As cruel. They might look like they don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything — but that is far from the truth. 

Aquarius: They act nervous around you. They fidget with their jewelry. Play with their sleeves. Nibble on their lower lip. Refuse to meet your eyes. They might even stumble over their words or their own two feet.

The next time you climb inside of a car, be careful.

“I was just chilling in the tent using a torch to read my book when all of a sudden the roof just starts bowing inwards. It came down 2/3 feet to the point where I had to lie down so it didn’t touch me. I was still pretty wasted, but I’m sure I saw 10 points pressing in right above my face, like someone was pushing it down with their hands.”

You love the flirting during the first few months of a relationship, when the butterflies are swarming through your veins and the blood is pumping red hot in your heart, but after the excitement dies down and you get used to dating this person, you get bored.