Holly Riordan

“Dude crawls out of the back seat with blood everywhere. He looks up at me and his eye is hanging out by the nerve and rolling around his cheek.”

Stop texting him first every single time. Stop trying to resurrect conversations after he lets them die. Stop accepting his one-word answers and two-day late replies. 

Maybe you should listen to your heart over your head every once in a while. Maybe you should give that guy you aren’t sure about a chance. Maybe you should get your heart broken more often.

Leo: You hope you’re wrong, but from what you’ve seen lately, romance is dead. Chivalry is dead. You want an old-fashioned love, but you’re not sure if that’s possible in this day and age. 

She will never forget the shirt you wore the first time she kissed you or the sound of your voice the first time you told her you loved her. 

Capricorn: They don’t want to talk to someone over the phone for months and then finally meet them for the first time. They want to talk to them face-to-face. In person.

Your forever person is someone who puts in as much effort as you do. Someone who cares about the relationship as much as you do. Someone who wants it to last as much as you do.

You have never been comfortable around people your own age, because you’ve felt like you were years ahead of them. But for some reason, you love spending time with children.

You need someone who will balance you out. Someone who is able to calm you down when you’re angry. Someone who is able to wipe the tears dry when you’re upset. Someone who is able to keep you steady when all you want to do is collapse. 

Libras are the responsible friend. The friend who will tell you to drink more water so you’re not hungover in the morning.

They are cautious when it comes to relationships, because they realize their worth.

She swears she is fine when the opposite is true, because she doesn’t want to cause a problem. She doesn’t want to be a bother.

Libra: They aren’t trying to send mixed signals. They just suck at flirting.

He gets texts from numbers he swears he has never seen before. And he claims that he’s never even met the girl who just added him on Facebook. He acts clueless in order to get away with his bullshit. 

When she finds someone who she believes is worthy of her time and attention, she isn’t going to screw it up. She is going to put in all of her effort.

You agree when your friends tell you that you deserve better, that you don’t need someone like him, even though you’re secretly tempted to respond to him. 

“The spookiest times are things you can’t put your finger on. Often in the desert. I was outside of Roswell. The colors of the land and night sky just felt strange. Everything has this purple hue. Gave me chills.”

“X-Files. Inbred family keeps the mother who has no arms or legs under the bed. They roll her out from under the bed to reproduce. It was some sick stuff.”