Holly Riordan

I know I’m a catch. I know I deserve to find a man who will value me and cherish me until death do we part. But for some bullshit reason, I like an asshole like you instead.

There have been plenty of times when I’ve grabbed my phone, typed out a message to you, and then came to my senses and deleted the words.

The 6 year old grabbed a kitchen knife and started chasing me with it. And he wasn’t playing, either. He genuinely wanted to stab me, and almost got me on the arm.

This soldier got drunk, chased his wife into a closet and fired multiple magazines through the door, killing her.

Sometimes, his arm or his leg will fall asleep, but he won’t move, because of how much he loves you. It’s like having a sleeping puppy on his lap. Disturbing you is unthinkable.

I rarely take a chance on people, so whenever I do, it means I’m super serious about them.

The Lion King: You’re going to end up dating your best friend. Someone who can make you laugh with just one look. Someone who’s not afraid to call you out on your bullshit. Someone who knows you better than you know yourself.

You don’t live to please men. You’re going to do what you want when you want. If a guy doesn’t like it, then he doesn’t have to look at you.

“Do you have a girlfriend?” If he hesitates, if he refuses to answer the question, or if says that it’s complicated, then you should run. He’s probably cheating.

Poussey Washington: You love the reaction you get when you give someone you love an orgasm. It doesn’t even matter if your partner returns the favor. You’ll never pressure them to do anything they don’t want to do. You just want them to be comfortable.

Against a book case in the library, where you’re forced to keep your voices down.

Forgive me for wasting my time with men who treat me like shit. It’s easy for me to forget what a catch I am.

He’s going to sit on the floor with you and help you steady your breathing. He’s going to hold you in his arms until you stop shaking and he’s going to let you use his sleeves to mop up the mess of tears on your face.

I want to play with your hair while your tongue plays with my pussy.

Why would you allow that self-destructive voice to keep occupying your mind? Replace it with a loving voice that reminds you that you’re worth it. That you’re everything a person could ever hope to be.

“I came out as pansexual to my parents last year. They didn’t know what it meant. I’m pretty sure they had to Google it.”

You can send shivers through my skin, just by brushing your body against mine on accident. If your elbow can get such a strong reaction from me, then I can only imagine what your mouth is capable of doing.

You’re fast asleep. You don’t feel it, but he occasionally walks in to press his lips against your forehead. He hopes you wake up soon, so he has someone to talk to, but he’s not selfish enough to disturb you when he knows you need your rest.