Holly Riordan

“Skinwalker Ranch is a ranch in Northeast Utah where in the 90s the owners reported weird phenomena like giant wolf-like creatures attacking their cattle and taking multiple rifle shots without flinching, then apparently vanishing into thin air, floating orbs of light, bigfoot-like creatures, and cattle mutilations.”

When you send him a random selfie that was meant to look silly, but he actually finds it sexy as fuck.

Get tickets for a concert, so you can hear the band play “your song” live.

In a few years, our roles will be reversed. I won’t even remember the eye color of the boy who broke my heart, and you’ll be wondering what happened to the girl that actually gave a shit about you.

Flirty: His compliments come more from his eyes than his lips. It doesn’t matter if he says something as subtle as, “You look nice today.” You know how much he means it by the slow way his eyes scan over your body before he speaks.

If you think that all the men in your particular state are scumbags, then you’re looking in the wrong places. Go to a music festival to find bearded Gods covered in tattoos. Go to an obscure bookshop to find sensitive hipsters that no one understands. Go to Comic Con to find fellow nerds who will play video games with you all day.

Compliment her in the form of dirty talk. Tell her she has the most beautiful pussy you’ve ever seen. Tell her that the sound of her voice gets you hard. Tell her you’ve been staring at her tight ass all day, waiting to rip her pants off of her.

Date someone who doesn’t mind it when you search through their phone for fun games to play, because they don’t have any sketchy apps like Tinder that you might stumble across.

When you have a story to tell your friends, you’ll take turns talking, because you’re genuinly able to finish each other’s sentences.

Handcuff your partner, push them onto their knees, and order them to use their tongue to make you orgasm. Make sure you explain that the cuffs won’t be coming off until you get off.

Share your french fries, even if you only ordered the small size.

Date someone who agrees to go to the beach with you, even if it’s a two-hour drive and the only reason you’re going is to see if you can catch any water types.

I don’t want to be one of those couples who needs to be flying first class with champagne glasses in hand in order to enjoy each other’s company. I want to love you, even when our car breaks down on the side of the road and we’re arguing over the number for AAA.

“Honey,” she said, her voice as soft as silk. “We have a special place in the back for you.”

She says, “I’m going to the bathroom.” But she really means, “Pause the television, but only if we’re watching one of my movies. If we’re watching a movie you picked, then just let it keep playing. I really don’t mind missing half of it.”

Don’t forget to face them and cover them in kisses. It’ll feel like you’re making out in the rain. If you weren’t turned on beforehand, you will be after you have your Noah and Allie moment.

Do more of what you love. If you’re obsessed with a certain band, go to a concert and chat with strangers in the crowd. If you’re crazy about sports, go to a baseball game and talk to whoever ends up sitting next to you.

When did your partner first realize they were in love with you?