Holly Riordan

Leash and collar. This will be a step up from handcuffs, because it’ll allow you to pull your partner around the room and stick them in whatever position you’d like.

Bend your fingers once you’re inside, so you can find her G-spot with the tips of them.

I checked Twitter. The top hashtag was something about unexplained deaths. There were links to obscure websites detailing the different murders, mostly blogs with fonts that were a little too bright and mice that spouted glitter as you moved down the page.

I was on top of him, riding his cock, but I dipped my chest down so he could flick his tongue against my nipples.

Put your tits in his face, so your nipples brush up against his lips. When his eyes open, he’s in for a real treat.

Goodnight texts will remind your partner how much you care. You can wish your partner sweet dreams and help them feel like they have something to look forward to tomorrow.

When you see photos of your friends vacationing in Italy and kissing their boyfriends in front of Cinderella’s Castle, it’s easy to feel like you’ve been wasting your entire summer.

Ride the ferry, even if you don’t have a specific place to go. Once you reach your destination, you can ride it right back.

I’ve never gotten this wet from sucking a guy off before.

If you want to learn to deep throat during blowjobs, then gradually get rid of your gag reflex. Stick your toothbrush a little further back on your tongue than usual every single day.

“When I was 8, my dad tried to kill me, my mom and sister. A month later, my dad would go on to commit suicide.”

“I think Pluto either broke her arm or her leg. I can’t remember. The family was arrested.”

Cancer: You’ve spent so much time on them. You don’t want everything that happened between the two of you to be a waste.

Date someone who looks at you with genuine confusion whenever you claim you look like a mess.

Find her vibrator (one with a low volume) and place it against her nipples. Then her thighs. Then her clit. Pretty soon, she should stop snoring and start moaning.

Your orgasm face is gorgeous. I can’t wait to see it.

Try straddling him while giving him a handjob. That way, he’ll be able to grab your waist and put your tits in his mouth.

If we were on a TV show, do you think the viewers would ship us?