Holly Riordan

Date someone who doesn’t mind letting a little girl paint his nails or try to put his hair in pigtails.

Before I go to bed, I’m going to check my locks, even if I know that I already locked them. And if I wake up after dreaming about my dog dying, I’m going to run downstairs until I can find him and make sure everything’s okay.

Just because she feels wet to you, it doesn’t mean she’s in the mood. Women naturally produce discharge, so she might not be as turned on as you think.

“I was always hoping she’d make the first move, but she was probably hoping the same thing.”

Lift up your skirt to show him you aren’t wearing any underwear.

Cheating is spoken about so frequently that most of us actually expect it to happen.

“She carved my initials in her leg.”

“He fell with a rope around his neck and actually hung himself.”

Grab his hands and place them on your ass. That way, he can help you bounce up and down, which will take some of the pressure off of your legs.

A photo you look absolutely flawless in, but of course, he’s not even looking at the camera.

Use crude terms. No guy wants to hear about how badly you want to stick his penis in your mouth. He wants to hear about how you’re going to suck his cock until he cums.

Grind up against his cock while sticking your breasts in his face. Make sure your nipples get close enough to tease him, but not close enough to actually touch him.

Date someone who never makes you feel bad about getting emotional, even if you’re upset with them and they don’t think they’ve done anything wrong.

If she likes being dominated, pause to pin her hands over her head or lightly choke her. Then tell her you aren’t going to continue thrusting until you hear her beg for it.

You were in the middle of an intense conversation where you could feel the chemistry between the two of you, but then you were interrupted by a cell phone or your cock block of a BFF and the moment was forever ruined.

Capricorns: If they’ve stopped having sex with you, they’re probably getting laid elsewhere.

They’ll never know how much they hurt you, and you’re not exactly sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

When they ignore all of your texts, but like every single selfie you post on Instagram.