Holly Riordan

Start out small to avoid ruining your relationship. Put on a porno so you can watch another person turn your partner on.

Your heartbeat is my favorite sound.

A man who’s comfortable talking dirty to you and comfortable crying in front of you.

“We had lost the needle inside this guy’s jugular.”

“Body parts just scattered everywhere. About 10 minutes later, a pack of wild dogs showed up and ate what was left of them.”

Before I met you, I told myself that I was better off being alone. That dating would only lead to heartbreak. That there wasn’t a single man on the face of the planet that deserved my love.

Remember how important it is to give her an orgasm. It can reduce her cramps, get rid of her headaches, and even cause her period to end earlier than usual.

You always hang out at his house. You never walk around the mall together or go to the movies.

You don’t need a man to admire your body in order to appreciate your body.

I want you to run your hands over my pussy, so you can feel how wet I am.

Libra: You love to admire beautiful things, which is why you should get a tattoo that shows off your femininity. Try getting a series of pink and red flowers going down your arm or a bow going down your back.

You never knew I liked you, because instead of calling you up to tell you how I felt, I complained to my friends about how stupid you were or wrote poetry in my journal or just listened to music with lyrics that reminded me of you.

Get up and dance with you at weddings, even though he knows he’s going to look like a complete fool.

Remove her clothing piece by piece, admiring every part of her body as it’s revealed to you.

Throw her onto the bed. Don’t place her down tenderly, like she’s a piece of glass you’re worried about shattering.

Scorpio: Deep down, you don’t think you deserve happiness. That’s why you’re always going after the wrong person.

Have I given you the best sex you’ve ever had?

When I looked at the twenty-year old family portrait, one of my mom and dad and me, I saw an extra face hovering in between my parents. A face that didn’t belong there.