Holly Riordan

“I strongly believe that I was fighting for my soul that night and dark forces were trying to possess me.”

How many times have I gotten my heart broken?

Do Kegels while he’s inside of you. That way, he’ll feel your muscles clenching on his cock.

Agreeing to have sex when you’re not in the mood, because you don’t want to disappoint your partner.

Sex with the lights on, so he can see every inch of your beautiful skin.

Capricorn: You’re Hannibal Lecter from The Silence Of The Lambs. You’re highly intelligent and have a sick, twisted mind.

She only replies with an emoji. If she sends you a single heart after you say, “I love you,” then she’s not happy. At all.

Liking every single post he makes on Facebook and Instagram. It’ll make you seem like a stalker. Or like you’re marking your territory. Either way, it’s not a good look for you.

Aries: You’d end up murdering a complete stranger during a fit of road rage.

“Being heavy. Most of the time, girls who consider themselves heavy aren’t even heavy, anyway. It’s insane. They think they have to a size zero in order to be attractive. It’s not like that. “

I want your cum in every one of my holes tonight.

I trust you. I don’t have any reason to snoop through your phone or wonder if you’re secretly cheating. I don’t have any reason to accuse you of not caring about me or not loving me.

Don’t list those bland hobbies that everyone posts, like hiking and drinking coffee and watching Netflix.

She decided to build a fence around the entire backyard. Not a white picket one. Not even a wooden paneled one. This was more like a stone wall. Impossible to see over or break down or climb. No one knows why she did it. I don’t know if anyone had even asked.

Most women need something more than visual stimulation.

If you couldn’t make a relationship work with someone as sweet as him, then how are you ever going to make it work with anyone?

When you’re down to the last slice of pizza, she’s going to offer it to you. Then she’ll swear that she doesn’t want it, so you don’t feel bad about taking it.

If you don’t want to be seen holding a book with a dick on the cover, then you should read fan fiction online. It’s usually more hardcore than anything that’s on a shelf in Barnes & Noble, anyway.